Gods
Lares and Penates were Roman Family Gods and Goddesses that would travel down the generations protecting their owners from fire, illness, starvation, homelessness; antiquity’s equivalence to home insurance.
Each family had its own set of House Gods and they were placed on a high shelf away from the floor and worshiped daily.
My House Gods are a modern take on this, and I have given each ceramic sculpture an area of influence – be it Protecting Slippers from the Puppy or asking The God to take on the stigma of a Bad Hair Day.
They are all individually made with molochite clay and often smoke fired. We have uploaded a selection of House Gods here, and we hope you find someone that speaks to your heart, but please get in touch if you have any important issues you need a House God’s protection for, or help with, but remember they work best with random and frivolous matters!
We usually ship your purchase within 24 hours of receiving your order.
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| House God Angel This Angel dreams of peace and harmony, and she will keep your thoughts cool and pleasant. (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Bronzed Goddess
This is the Goddess of Freedom. (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Beautiful Parisian Angel of Good Fortune
This lovely Angel flew in from Paris a century ago, and decided to stay. Approx 7″x6” (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
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| ‘House God of The School Run ‘ This House God will make sure you’ll find your car keys in a rush, each day, every day. Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
‘Valentine’ Ceramic sculpture 11”x7” £220 plus postage (£10 inside G.B next day special delivery) |
‘Oannes’ Babylonian amphibian God Bronze finish and glaze £225 plus postage Approx 11”x 7” |
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| An Angel This is really an angel and not a proper Household God but he is very kind and terribly handsome. Approx 7″x6” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Ubu Roi This House God is King of Chaos. Born in Paris 1880, he has travelled far and wide – but he is very kind to Pets. He has wings and a magic circle on his belly. Approx 8″x6” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
House Goddess This compassionate House Goddess has 2.754 Children and Grand children, and they will all pop over to hold your hand when the thought of Christmas gets too much. Approx 6″x5” |
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| Not a House God This is not a House God, but a portrait of my ex-husband. I just keep him to hand to remind me not to leave the pub with strange men. NOT FOR SALE |
House God of Ponds House God fond of Ponds. You’ll often catch him discussing Heron issues with the Gold fish. Approx 7″x5” £75 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Mr Cooper Channelling Tommy Cooper, this House God is fond of wearing a fez…protector of Hats, trust him to advise on any grueling head gear issues… Approx 7″x6” £75 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
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| God of Slippers This jolly House God will protect your slippers from the puppy. Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
God of Water This is a God of water and if you want to learn about flowing, he’s your man….Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Touchy feely House God. Excellent for protecting Goldfish and Rodents. Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
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| Balding House God Balding and slightly sorry for himself, this House God likes it when you sing to him before he goes to sleep. He doesn’t like the dark and politics bore him. Approx 6″x6” £75 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Really an Angel Again, this is really an Angel and he is protecting early spring thaws be they of the outside or inside landscape. He is the one present when iced over puddles and frosty fields turn brown and receptive. Approx 9″x5” £75 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Charming House God Is fond of remote controls of all kinds. Pray to him often, and you will never loose your control behind the sofa again. Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
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| House Goddess of Ferns This beautiful House Goddess loves Ferns and Trees. Place her beneath your favourite plants and watch the magic unfold… Approx 7″x6” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Garden Goddess 2 has an affinity with Slugs and Snails. If you ask her nicely, she will send them over to your neighbour’s garden to graze on his petunias instead of on yours. Approx 7″x5” £85 plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
Garden Goddess Will protect your borders from Rabbits and Footballs. Load her up with good intent and watch the magic unfold… Approx 8″x6” £85plus postage (Within UK £8 with next day delivery.) |
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